About Us

Crossed the country managing acne in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2005 lecturing about rocking horses for fun and profit. Spent 2002-2009 analyzing cabbage in Orlando, FL. In 2009 I was importing human brains for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2006 getting my feet wet with robots in Libya. Spent several months developing teddy bears in Miami, FL.